You know how magazines recommend clothes based on your body shape? Like, "this dress will look great on a pear shaped body." Or, "these pants are perfect to minimize your tummy if you are apple shaped."
I decided to do body measurements like some of my fellow competitors/weight-loss buddies. And I discovered my body shape isn't really apple, or pear...
It appears I am a cylinder. My chest and waist are exactly the same. My hips are 2 inches bigger.
No wonder clothes look so bad on me! ;)
Bonus points for anyone who can name the song that inspired my title.